Three Little Words

I just came from Walmart (you know, the daily trip). The cashier asked for my license to check my age (bottle of wine to celebrate my project status review with my boss...I've emerged unscathed having survived the wrath of Swann). She glances at it and says, "Oooh, you're older than me! You look good for your age!" I never knew those three little words would irritate me so much, but I guess I can mark it down as another milestone:

• travel to Europe alone - Check
• give birth - check
• get married - check
• be "For Your Aged" - (grrrr) Check