Free Advice

I sent my itinerary to my co-workers & some family members today. My ever humorous co-worker Al (aka, the troll) sent me an email back filled with this advice:

Don't talk to strangers. Avoid "Aruba Dates". Don't drink the water. Don't take candy from strangers (jewelry is okay though). Practice safe sex - always dress in Level A with supplied air. Pin a piece of paper to your shirt with your name and address. Call your mother every night. Don't stay out past 10:00 pm (this could be an easy one in Norway). No dancing with Laps. Just say No. Don't pick your nose, belch or fart in public (unless that is the Norwegian custom). Bring Al back an expensive gift.

It's nice to know he cares ;-)